Originally Posted by N3phiLim

OKAY, THESE ARE ALL TOO LAME AND COMPLETELY POINTLESS.

1.What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


2.Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


3.What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.


4.Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.

5.Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

6.How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

7.A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked hisgrandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"! The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all the information will be there. The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb, and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".

8.A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

9.A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar. "A pint of lager and a mop please."

10.What do you give an elephant with diarreha? Lots of Room.

Originally Posted by N3phiLim

lol, i liked no.7 and 8 too.